When the Shit hits the fan
What do you do when the shit hits the fan?
I am just sitting here quietly in the loo
Wish I was home with a CD or two
Instead I’m hanging around trying to do a choo
Ranil is marching on the streets at two
In this cunning sun, must be missing a screw
I suck at poetry, how about you?
This was fun, Shakespeare who?


fascinating. makes a gender related point, wouldn’t make any sense to a non-sri lankan.
hilarious!
Comment by Aruna — July 12, 2005 @ 10:04 am
Ah yes the gender related point. Two things. 1)It’s more realistic to be sitting and waiting in the loo than standing. 2)Choo is less disturbing a word than poo.
I was hoping nobody would notice but it’s tough to beat the keen analyst. Well done. My other work can be found in the acclaimed anthology “Shit and Other Crap”.
Comment by ddm — July 13, 2005 @ 7:08 am